Saturday, September 27, 2008

Everything I need to know in life I learned from The Godfather


**COPIED AND PASTED"

We dont talk about business around the dinner table

You dont need to plead the fifth if you are a good liar

Make him an offer he cant refuse

A refusal is not an act of a friend

When the boss tells you to push a button on the guy you push the button

Women and children can be careless, men cant be careless

Goddamn FBI dont respect nothin'

Blood is a big expense

A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man

keep your friends close but your enemies closer

negotiation and lying are basically the same thing

Don't ever take sides with anybody against the family. Ever

Dead prostitutes make for good leverage

If he starts crying....offer him a drink

If she starts crying....hit her
* After you hit her, her brothers beat the hell out of you then kill you. (thank you shelby. shelby=awesome)

If anything in life is certain, if history has taught us anything, its that you can kill anyone

Discontent for money is just a trick of the rich to keep the poor without it

Sicilian women are as dangerous as shotguns

Don't let anybody outside the family know what you are thinking

Don't hate your enemies- it clouds your judgment

Sometimes its dangerous to be an honest man

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns, but if you got 100 men with guns, don't trade 'em in for some fucking lawyer!

dont tell me you're innocent, it insults my intelligence

Vaffanculo you!

Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger.

Power wears out those who do not have it.

When they come... they come at what you love.

Treachery is everywhere.

The richest man is the one with the most powerful friends

Your country ain't your blood. Remember that.

For justice we must go on our knees to Don Corleone

the don does not request a second favor once refused the first. Understand?

all the power in the world cant change destiny

Saturday, September 13, 2008

BACK WITH A BLAST!!


After six whole months of silence I am back!!!!(Tahhhhdaaaa!!)for all my blog readers I am sorry(I bet they are NONE but lemme apologies (daaah!!)atleast for my self satisfaction!!)this is what happened in my life past few months

BAD:I MISSED BLOGGING BUT KINDA LOST TRACK
GOOD:I AM WRITING BACK


MARCH:had fun (B'day's,party's,free food,unexpected sup rises...)

APRIL:kind of k (again B day's,again free food,unexpected with a twist sup rise,Internals(as if I cared 4 years!!).....

MAY:Royally screwed(final project seminars,STUPID externals!!,stupider EXAMINER,unanswerable VIVA,not yet invented ANSWERS,.....finally done with BTECH!!)

JUNE:Moderately okay(RESULTS,aggregates,final good bye to college from home!!(who wants to go back!!),I had to go back,TC's,MARKS MEMO'S....)

JULY:HARD WORK(college!!!,for MS material needed from COLLEGE(can't believe my luck!!),24*7 on work!!)

AUGUST:satisfactory(PACKetS send to US,going out every saturday wid frds,parents getting hyper,more partying....)

SEPTEMBER:getting back to normal preri's life!!

I never believed in this whole theory of "KARMA" which is supposed to be "what ever you do it bites you back" till few days back

Nothing happened to me but it happened to the people around me!!which made me believe it...for a second believe it.....now forget it!! thats all thank you for taking my gyan!! ;)!!

PUZZLES!!

why?? because now a days people are bumping me with them!!

FRD:A man is going in a car he saw three doors one is silver,other is gold and the last one is platinum which door will he open first!!

me:Hmmmm...is he rich??

FRD:no

me:was anybody else in car

FRD:no

me:is he mentally k??

frd:yes!!!!!!!!!

me:was he in a flimcity or something??

FRD:k fine will u answer

ME:simple yaar he will open the car door!!!

FRD:if u knew the answer y didn't u answer immediately!!

ME:c this is "KARMA"...

FRD:how in the world...****?

ME:u tortured me with that question so u were tortured too!!thats INSTANT KARMA!!

FRD:ur a certified PSYCHO!!

ME:tell me something new!!

hmmm...stop swearing at me for this wonderful blog!!all in all i made an effort to come back!!(big dead for me!!)

PS:MAY THE FORCE BE WITH U(bad one!!bear me plzz)

PPS:IRRITATING PPL IS An ART AND I AM PROUD OF IT!!
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