CHINNI KUM!@@!

Diabetes is not the only problem related sweet!!The lack of sweetness(oh wait may be i am expecting a lot 4m people!!)is also a major problem!!This time I can't handle my tongue so let me warn you "this blog as lot of swear words and people who cannot take it don't read further! At 5 yesterday I was on my way to project class,first of all the timings are so hectic and on top of it i have to travel passing 4 busy spots!!.So at sharp 5 in the evening I was standing with a bunch of people at the bus stop and after 15 mins or so a loaded bus arrived as I was already late I had no option but to board into it along with an elderly women.As soon as I got in(actually I was at the 3rd step) the bus started and the women before me was not moving so i waited after 2 mins with the conductors help she got in and then I could actually see the problem there was this girl standing right behind the bars of driver stretching her legs from the gear terminal to the first seat which has 3 senior citizens!!I waited for 2 more mins so that she could move and then started making my way inside.In that process i stepped on the uncle siting to the edge,I was apologizing i heard someone calling me so turned back to answer
A gal:"dont u have minimum common sense to ask me rather than pushing and coming in?"
ME:silence
stupid gal:"I dont understand how people like u live in this world"
oh fish!!she has gone too far
ME:"excuse me!!u dnt fit into criteria to even speak of manners if u did then u would have not stood there blocking the entrance and by d way miss i stepped on this uncle just not to disturb you till now i just thought that u didn't have brains,manners and EYES now i think u have something at least i.e STUPIDITY"
BRAVO prerna i spoke all of that in 20 seconds hmm world record!!
Dumb gal:(had to be silent for 5 mins before she said)SHUT UP!!
ME:pleasure who wants to speak to a dumb gal like u anyway and plzz F*** off!!

people around me almost every aunty,uncle,etc where staring at me
ONLY school girls where in giggles!!
F gal:ur rude!!
hmm one thing i couldn't get from this dumb line was she advising me,was she giving a counter or has she cracked!!
ME:am I...geee thank u!!(that shows i won right!!)

FINALLY one lady came and said
"enough you two stop fighting and u are blocking the way gal"(tahdaaaaaaaaa thank u thank u)
AGAIN stupid gal:No aunty i am getting down in the next stop
ACTUALLY SHE GOT DOWN WITH ME AFTER 10 ten stops!!
Till then everybody congratulated me for dealing that head strong girl with way she has to be treated and I felt there wouldn't have been any fight if that girl just kept quite for her own mistake rather than showing her fake attitude!!Its completely okay if people are not sweet atleast mind your own business!!

PS:Other thing that always hounds me.."how people just sit while an elderly person stands beside you??"..Its our minimum responsibility to atleast make place for them!!
PS: DUMP HEADED GAL CASE CLOSED

MENTAL DENTAL!!

This is the my first visit to any dentist!!thanks to my so called wisdom tooth(i am so wise and clever already!!y??prove god??)..I couldn't handle the jaw ache so finally my dad yelled at me "GET UP U LAZY BONES..we are going to a dentist now!!"..NO i did'nt want to!!even though my jaw hurts and all!! it was my family who were treating me like princess!!For example yesterday only i kicked my sister to answer the phone since i cant speak(i can try though!!but who wants to!!)..my poor lil baby sis couldn't even complain had to get up n answer the call!!the fun part was the call was for me sooo she had to sit and translate the whole conversation between me and mah friend from hello how are u to how is ur dog!!ha ha she cant say no you c( coz her sis is in soo pain!!ha ha)... i think i rather deal with the original topic!!..so where was i..huh..I had to visit a dentist thanks to my luck my dad had urgent meeting so i was left alone!!..I was sitting there and waiting while all the little kids i was scaring while waiting where actually laughing while coming back!!(Hmm..what if i cry or scream!!I would be a baby before everybody)..Finally my turn came n i went in(that room creeps me man!!)..sat on that scary chair and thought "Let D show Begin!!".So the doc uncle turned out to be pretty interesting.YEAH..TORTURE started mentally with his stupid jokes started!!on a sample note this was d worst joke "baby what are u doing?"..i answered "engineering".."hmm y not medicine"..i didnt even open my mouth he said "ITZ not always about corpse gal sometimes we deal with frogs and animals ha ha ha ha"..hmm what the hell was that dude??oh it was a joke ha ha ha!!..finally the terrible report came that DUE to my wisdom teeth swelling has occurred which resulted in jaw infection!!he had to give me an injection(anti something something!!injection to jaw!!have mercy!!) and he did!!i surprised myself!!i did not scream..MAY be it is true "if u need to get over a phobia face it!!and now the fun time begins..doc recommended me to eat only ice creams!!hmm...HERE i come melting moments!!!

TRULY MEMORABLE!!

This time I want to dedicate this blog to a friend,a mentor and a guide
IT all started with a phone call...(a phone call can change ur life!!)
So here is the story,on 8th in the afternoon I was watching TV(I stick to my time table no matter what!!)at around 12 in the noon when a friend of mine(BINGO!!above mentioned) called and said in the similar tone of brand ad's..
ME:HELLO!!
SHE:AN OPPORTUNITY IS KNOCKING UR DOOR!!
ME:sorry baby i am straight!!n thanks for d offer!!
SHE:what ##@@!! i didn't get u??
ME:(fingers crossed that she would just not ask me to explain) nothing gal..wassup?
SHE:i got placed in an mnc!!
ME:OOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOW PARTY
SHE:yeah n if u want i will refer u!
BLANK!!!!!Y?
ME:thats so sweet of u but I am not in that bad situation yaar ki US ppl will not let me in(shit!!y cud'nt i keep my mouth shut)
SHE:what?
ME:nothing gal!!yeah tell
SHE:there is NO contract or so!!are u interested!!
Hmm lemme think...MONEY,NO CONTRACT,PARENTS HAPPY,CERTIFICATE,MONEY(firstly i wanna buy a video ipod!!)....wait i am forgetting something...
SHE:HELLO PRERII U THERE HELLLLLOOOOOOOO
ME: OF COURSE I AM!!I DO
(WHAT!!!@@@@@)
ME:sorry i am ready...but is it k if i and aru come coz i dnt want to leave her!!(my sweety pie 4m past 4 years!!)
SHE:k then i will forward u the mail n u go for HR round today by 4..is it k with u?
ME:of course what is the time?
SHE:12:30
ME:hmm...k





FAST FORWARD

I called up aru,we started as usual aru was late(come on people make mistakes n aru also did!!)(I am so polite because u will know....at d end!!) we reached exactly at 4!!
WENT THERE...SAT FOR HR
first shock...the fellow who was showing the direction for d office turned out to be the HR!!WE dsat rather reluctantly..
THE CONVERSATION
HR:hEllO YOUNG ladies my name is arumugam!!yourselfs plz
i was staring at him aru was staring at me
me:hello sir i am prerna
silence.....
ARUMUGAM:yourself
ME:errrrrrrrrrrr...aru itz u he is asking
aru:i am aruna sir
ARUMUGAM:SO UR SISTERS
me n aru:ha ha ha...(v where shaking our heading)(casual question)
NOPE!!HE WAS STARING AT US
after like 5 mins aru cracked the code and said
ARU:NO SIR WE ARE NOT SISTERS
ooooooooooooo god!!!is he mental!!!
HE WAS STILL STARING
this time i took the opportunity
ME:SIR,we are friends from same college ie classmates
ARUMUGAM:I GUESSED IT
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???
ARUMUGAM:so tell me about urselfs
hmmmmm
Me: n ARU:blah blah blah blah....
ARUMUGAM:u are good but do u have communication skills like me!!

actually i was soooo busy in being shock n in suppressing my grin that i cud'nt answer
so aru did..she said yes sir u cant compare us with U(YUK)!!

AFTER 10 mins of brain wash...(i am very blank cant remember a word after that communication skills topic!!) he told us that v are very lucky to be here n from now our life are changed!!and he told that the job is MARKETING(hmm...thats something good!!marketing so this is not an IT company!!...where r v??what r v doing!!)
ARUMUGAM:SECOND BIG SHOCK:we teach u everything that a MBA course for 1 year offers that too in just 3 months...(not yet over baby)...FREE OF COST!there in colleges its all theory here we will go into real world n do practically!!

that was the last straw i dnt remember anything after that when did v got up,when did v actually sit in auto....BLANK...

10 feb
morning 8 o clock got a call
ME:hello
SHE:hello mam u got placed in our fantastic company plzz come n join!!
ME:when mam?
SHE:IN half an hour thank u
me:WHAT????????????????????

ME N ARU are the most brave gals in Hyderabad,even after yesterdays episode we went to c whats going on...

after waiting for 1/2 an our a bunch of people came n asked if we were placed...we said yes n next moment we were on road walking!!y??i dont know!!so we asked a gal ME:where are we going?
SHE:marketing
ME:means
SHE:how did u get placed??marketing means we need to go to NGO n convince them to take credit cards!!
ME n ARU:whatttttttt???
SHE:ur my junior...now now dnt worry i will not rag u he he he

WE WALKED WITH THEM FOR 2 KM then we came into our senses(actually aru did she grabed me)without informing anybody we got into an auto!!!

it took whole 2 hours for me to recover till then we were standing in the bus stop of ram nagar!!god knows how we reached there n i started laughing!!!.. aru was sure that i went mad....I was muttering only 2 words "SALES GIRL"!!

NOW IT HAS BECOME A FUNNY INCIDENT IN MY LIFE BUT IN THAT SITUATION IT WAS HORRIBLE!!

But one thing I came to know about life,I am very lucky and thankful to have parents to take care of me no matter what I do!!In real world itz very tough to survive(2 kms of walking for 1 sign!!)

PS:"thanks you".... for the gal i mentioned in the first line!!the whole incident was such a pain!!(ahem..ahem)but the important thing is i learnt something from those 2 days!!
PS:AND ARUMUGAM your d dude man!!!