Que Sera, Sera

Here I am back again!!with bundles of confusion-pinch of solution!!

Earlier this evening I was watching OM shanti OM for third time!!...(wait let me explain).. because I had nothing else to do(which is my daily routine now!!).The point is I have three questions

1.was it commercially hit because king khan was there in d movie
2.Deepika padukone??("ek chutki sindur"...get a life gal!!)
3.to forget "SAWARIYA" people must have been forced to watch OSO(comparatively I agree!!)

After the movie I was struck with this marvelous dialogue which is "TUM AGAR KISI CHEESE KOH MANN SE CHAHO TOH PURI KAYANATH USSE ..."whatever whatever..that means in short if you want something in your life (passionately..exp like your first kiss may be!!(ahem at d age of 10!!)) some paranormal power(i just made it up!!) will make sure you will get it!!

Do you believe in that??I believe that if in this world if you really, from heart want something all you have to do is go get!!...hmmm..but my problem is( as I already mentioned it above) I am confused about one little thing "Do i really want whatever I am dieing for??"..when I am so confused about my choice how confidently will I face the hurdles in the path of obtaining it??

Time will decide...Que Sera, Sera!!

PS:I still make mistakes!!
PPS:nobody is perfect!!
PPS:It would be great if you correct me!!
PPPS:Only in the form of comments!!
PPPPS:thank you!!if u didn't get my blog..hmm..its not mah problem..feel free to forget this post!!(u can comment if u want!!..no pressure!!)

Never underestimate the power of stupidity

Since i am up to nothing these days(just fooling around!!) i decided on displaying all of my collections under this month's blog...here are a few punch lines which almost made me to pick up a marker and scribble it around my room(which would have successfully placed me 6 feet under the ground!)...



**I don't want to die - existence is one of my strong points.

**Self made men have one common problem: they worship their maker.
To all of those uncles and aunties who bored the living daylights outta me by giving GYAN about the ACTUAL WORLD OUTSIDE(hmm...!!)(see thats y i wanna go out daily to know the world!!)

**Don't buy furs, it takes trees to make protest signs.
I love this one!!

**Fight back! Fill out your tax forms in Roman numerals.

**Some days you lose, and some days you just don't win.
ROYALLY about me..

**I distinctly remember forgetting that.

**Revenge is a dish best served cold.
this i got it from mah dad!!

**It is probably better to be insane with the rest of the world than to be sane alone.

**The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

**Constant change is here to stay.

**God has Alzheimer's disease; he's forgotten that we exist.

**You've one mouth and two ears...use them in that proportion.
this is something i have to adapt!!

**Every Titanic has its iceberg

** If I save time, when do I get it back?

**Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

**I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are.

**Vodka doesn't solve any of LIFE's problem but neither does milk.

**I had a life once. Now I have a computer and a modem.

PS:this is not the end..i have more...will post as soon as i find them!!

Everything I need to know in life I learned from The Godfather

**COPIED AND PASTED"

We dont talk about business around the dinner table

You dont need to plead the fifth if you are a good liar

Make him an offer he cant refuse

A refusal is not an act of a friend

When the boss tells you to push a button on the guy you push the button

Women and children can be careless, men cant be careless

Goddamn FBI dont respect nothin'

Blood is a big expense

A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man

keep your friends close but your enemies closer

negotiation and lying are basically the same thing

Don't ever take sides with anybody against the family. Ever

Dead prostitutes make for good leverage

If he starts crying....offer him a drink

If she starts crying....hit her
* After you hit her, her brothers beat the hell out of you then kill you. (thank you shelby. shelby=awesome)

If anything in life is certain, if history has taught us anything, its that you can kill anyone

Discontent for money is just a trick of the rich to keep the poor without it

Sicilian women are as dangerous as shotguns

Don't let anybody outside the family know what you are thinking

Don't hate your enemies- it clouds your judgment

Sometimes its dangerous to be an honest man

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns, but if you got 100 men with guns, don't trade 'em in for some fucking lawyer!

dont tell me you're innocent, it insults my intelligence

Vaffanculo you!

Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger.

Power wears out those who do not have it.

When they come... they come at what you love.

Treachery is everywhere.

The richest man is the one with the most powerful friends

Your country ain't your blood. Remember that.

For justice we must go on our knees to Don Corleone

the don does not request a second favor once refused the first. Understand?

all the power in the world cant change destiny

BACK WITH A BLAST!!

After six whole months of silence I am back!!!!(Tahhhhdaaaa!!)for all my blog readers I am sorry(I bet they are NONE but lemme apologies (daaah!!)atleast for my self satisfaction!!)this is what happened in my life past few months

BAD:I MISSED BLOGGING BUT KINDA LOST TRACK
GOOD:I AM WRITING BACK

MARCH:had fun (B'day's,party's,free food,unexpected sup rises...)

APRIL:kind of k (again B day's,again free food,unexpected with a twist sup rise,Internals(as if I cared 4 years!!).....

MAY:Royally screwed(final project seminars,STUPID externals!!,stupider EXAMINER,unanswerable VIVA,not yet invented ANSWERS,.....finally done with BTECH!!)

JUNE:Moderately okay(RESULTS,aggregates,final good bye to college from home!!(who wants to go back!!),I had to go back,TC's,MARKS MEMO'S....)

JULY:HARD WORK(college!!!,for MS material needed from COLLEGE(can't believe my luck!!),24*7 on work!!)

AUGUST:satisfactory(PACKetS send to US,going out every saturday wid frds,parents getting hyper,more partying....)

SEPTEMBER:getting back to normal preri's life!!

I never believed in this whole theory of "KARMA" which is supposed to be "what ever you do it bites you back" till few days back

Nothing happened to me but it happened to the people around me!!which made me believe it...for a second believe it.....now forget it!! thats all thank you for taking my gyan!! ;)!!

PUZZLES!!

why?? because now a days people are bumping me with them!!

FRD:A man is going in a car he saw three doors one is silver,other is gold and the last one is platinum which door will he open first!!

me:Hmmmm...is he rich??

FRD:no

me:was anybody else in car

FRD:no

me:is he mentally k??

frd:yes!!!!!!!!!

me:was he in a flimcity or something??

FRD:k fine will u answer

ME:simple yaar he will open the car door!!!

FRD:if u knew the answer y didn't u answer immediately!!

ME:c this is "KARMA"...

FRD:how in the world...****?

ME:u tortured me with that question so u were tortured too!!thats INSTANT KARMA!!

FRD:ur a certified PSYCHO!!

ME:tell me something new!!

hmmm...stop swearing at me for this wonderful blog!!all in all i made an effort to come back!!(big dead for me!!)

PS:MAY THE FORCE BE WITH U(bad one!!bear me plzz)

PPS:IRRITATING PPL IS An ART AND I AM PROUD OF IT!!

WORLD ENVIRONMENT DAY

1.
Trees include the largest and longest living organisms on earth.

2.
Millions of hectares and billions of trees have to be planted to stabilize soil and water resources and to meet fuel wood needs.

3.
To make up for the loss of trees in the past decade, we would need to plant 130 million hectares (or 1.3 million km2), an area as large as Peru.

4.
Covering the equivalent of 130 million hectares would entail planting approximately 14 billion trees every year for 10 consecutive years. This would require each person to plant and care for at least two seedlings a year.

5.
Rehabilitating tens of millions of hectares of degraded land and reforesting the Earth is necessary to restore and maintain the productivity of soil and water resources.

6.
Expanding tree cover on denuded lands will reduce pressures on remaining primary forests, helping to preserve habitats and to safeguard the Earth's biological diversity. It will also mitigate the building of atmospheric carbon dioxide.

7.
Article 3.3 of the Kyoto Protocol specifically calls for the maintenance of forests by afforestation and reforestation, and by controlling deforestation.

8.
Humans have contributed to carbon dioxide emissions in two ways: by burning fossil fuels and by converting forestlands to other uses.

9.
Rainforests cover only 7 per cent of the land on earth but they contain nearly half of all the trees on earth. They generate about 40 per cent of the world's oxygen.

10.
In one year, an average tree inhales 12 kilograms (26 pounds) of CO2 and exhales enough oxygen for a family of four for a year.

11.
One hectare of trees can absorb 6 tones of carbon dioxide a year.

12.
A long haul flight will produce 3.75 tones of CO2. (or one tone of carbon)

13.
Agro forestry programmers make trees more accessible and spread their benefits more widely. Trees on farms often yield more biomass. Nitrogen-fixing trees planted in shelterbelts or interspersed with crops can enhance soil fertility, increase soil moisture and reduce erosion.

14.
Agro forestry systems contribute simultaneously to buffering farmers against climate variability and to reducing atmospheric loads of greenhouse gases.

15.
The World Agro forestry Centre (ICRAF) recommends the planting of deciduous trees where water scarcity is a problem. They consume less water than evergreens during critical periods of water shortage and compete less with crops. They shed their leaves between one to six months per year and adapt to long-term rainfall patterns. Deciduous species are suitable for semi-arid areas

16.
Deep roots anchor the tree and topsoil to deeper layers and increase the resistance to landslides and bank erosion under wet soil conditions. Horizontal roots bind soil and also reduce erosion.

17.
Aspirin originally came from the bark of a willow tree. Quinine, the cure for malaria, comes from the bark of Cinchona trees.

18.
The net forest loss per day is 20,000 hectares or the equivalent of an area twice the size of Paris. This adds up to 7.3 million hectares per year

PS:please plant a tree!!!

CHINNI KUM!@@!

Diabetes is not the only problem related sweet!!The lack of sweetness(oh wait may be i am expecting a lot 4m people!!)is also a major problem!!This time I can't handle my tongue so let me warn you "this blog as lot of swear words and people who cannot take it don't read further! At 5 yesterday I was on my way to project class,first of all the timings are so hectic and on top of it i have to travel passing 4 busy spots!!.So at sharp 5 in the evening I was standing with a bunch of people at the bus stop and after 15 mins or so a loaded bus arrived as I was already late I had no option but to board into it along with an elderly women.As soon as I got in(actually I was at the 3rd step) the bus started and the women before me was not moving so i waited after 2 mins with the conductors help she got in and then I could actually see the problem there was this girl standing right behind the bars of driver stretching her legs from the gear terminal to the first seat which has 3 senior citizens!!I waited for 2 more mins so that she could move and then started making my way inside.In that process i stepped on the uncle siting to the edge,I was apologizing i heard someone calling me so turned back to answer
A gal:"dont u have minimum common sense to ask me rather than pushing and coming in?"
ME:silence
stupid gal:"I dont understand how people like u live in this world"
oh fish!!she has gone too far
ME:"excuse me!!u dnt fit into criteria to even speak of manners if u did then u would have not stood there blocking the entrance and by d way miss i stepped on this uncle just not to disturb you till now i just thought that u didn't have brains,manners and EYES now i think u have something at least i.e STUPIDITY"
BRAVO prerna i spoke all of that in 20 seconds hmm world record!!
Dumb gal:(had to be silent for 5 mins before she said)SHUT UP!!
ME:pleasure who wants to speak to a dumb gal like u anyway and plzz F*** off!!

people around me almost every aunty,uncle,etc where staring at me
ONLY school girls where in giggles!!
F gal:ur rude!!
hmm one thing i couldn't get from this dumb line was she advising me,was she giving a counter or has she cracked!!
ME:am I...geee thank u!!(that shows i won right!!)

FINALLY one lady came and said
"enough you two stop fighting and u are blocking the way gal"(tahdaaaaaaaaa thank u thank u)
AGAIN stupid gal:No aunty i am getting down in the next stop
ACTUALLY SHE GOT DOWN WITH ME AFTER 10 ten stops!!
Till then everybody congratulated me for dealing that head strong girl with way she has to be treated and I felt there wouldn't have been any fight if that girl just kept quite for her own mistake rather than showing her fake attitude!!Its completely okay if people are not sweet atleast mind your own business!!

PS:Other thing that always hounds me.."how people just sit while an elderly person stands beside you??"..Its our minimum responsibility to atleast make place for them!!
PS: DUMP HEADED GAL CASE CLOSED

MENTAL DENTAL!!

This is the my first visit to any dentist!!thanks to my so called wisdom tooth(i am so wise and clever already!!y??prove god??)..I couldn't handle the jaw ache so finally my dad yelled at me "GET UP U LAZY BONES..we are going to a dentist now!!"..NO i did'nt want to!!even though my jaw hurts and all!! it was my family who were treating me like princess!!For example yesterday only i kicked my sister to answer the phone since i cant speak(i can try though!!but who wants to!!)..my poor lil baby sis couldn't even complain had to get up n answer the call!!the fun part was the call was for me sooo she had to sit and translate the whole conversation between me and mah friend from hello how are u to how is ur dog!!ha ha she cant say no you c( coz her sis is in soo pain!!ha ha)... i think i rather deal with the original topic!!..so where was i..huh..I had to visit a dentist thanks to my luck my dad had urgent meeting so i was left alone!!..I was sitting there and waiting while all the little kids i was scaring while waiting where actually laughing while coming back!!(Hmm..what if i cry or scream!!I would be a baby before everybody)..Finally my turn came n i went in(that room creeps me man!!)..sat on that scary chair and thought "Let D show Begin!!".So the doc uncle turned out to be pretty interesting.YEAH..TORTURE started mentally with his stupid jokes started!!on a sample note this was d worst joke "baby what are u doing?"..i answered "engineering".."hmm y not medicine"..i didnt even open my mouth he said "ITZ not always about corpse gal sometimes we deal with frogs and animals ha ha ha ha"..hmm what the hell was that dude??oh it was a joke ha ha ha!!..finally the terrible report came that DUE to my wisdom teeth swelling has occurred which resulted in jaw infection!!he had to give me an injection(anti something something!!injection to jaw!!have mercy!!) and he did!!i surprised myself!!i did not scream..MAY be it is true "if u need to get over a phobia face it!!and now the fun time begins..doc recommended me to eat only ice creams!!hmm...HERE i come melting moments!!!

TRULY MEMORABLE!!

This time I want to dedicate this blog to a friend,a mentor and a guide
IT all started with a phone call...(a phone call can change ur life!!)
So here is the story,on 8th in the afternoon I was watching TV(I stick to my time table no matter what!!)at around 12 in the noon when a friend of mine(BINGO!!above mentioned) called and said in the similar tone of brand ad's..
ME:HELLO!!
SHE:AN OPPORTUNITY IS KNOCKING UR DOOR!!
ME:sorry baby i am straight!!n thanks for d offer!!
SHE:what ##@@!! i didn't get u??
ME:(fingers crossed that she would just not ask me to explain) nothing gal..wassup?
SHE:i got placed in an mnc!!
ME:OOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOW PARTY
SHE:yeah n if u want i will refer u!
BLANK!!!!!Y?
ME:thats so sweet of u but I am not in that bad situation yaar ki US ppl will not let me in(shit!!y cud'nt i keep my mouth shut)
SHE:what?
ME:nothing gal!!yeah tell
SHE:there is NO contract or so!!are u interested!!
Hmm lemme think...MONEY,NO CONTRACT,PARENTS HAPPY,CERTIFICATE,MONEY(firstly i wanna buy a video ipod!!)....wait i am forgetting something...
SHE:HELLO PRERII U THERE HELLLLLOOOOOOOO
ME: OF COURSE I AM!!I DO
(WHAT!!!@@@@@)
ME:sorry i am ready...but is it k if i and aru come coz i dnt want to leave her!!(my sweety pie 4m past 4 years!!)
SHE:k then i will forward u the mail n u go for HR round today by 4..is it k with u?
ME:of course what is the time?
SHE:12:30
ME:hmm...k





FAST FORWARD

I called up aru,we started as usual aru was late(come on people make mistakes n aru also did!!)(I am so polite because u will know....at d end!!) we reached exactly at 4!!
WENT THERE...SAT FOR HR
first shock...the fellow who was showing the direction for d office turned out to be the HR!!WE dsat rather reluctantly..
THE CONVERSATION
HR:hEllO YOUNG ladies my name is arumugam!!yourselfs plz
i was staring at him aru was staring at me
me:hello sir i am prerna
silence.....
ARUMUGAM:yourself
ME:errrrrrrrrrrr...aru itz u he is asking
aru:i am aruna sir
ARUMUGAM:SO UR SISTERS
me n aru:ha ha ha...(v where shaking our heading)(casual question)
NOPE!!HE WAS STARING AT US
after like 5 mins aru cracked the code and said
ARU:NO SIR WE ARE NOT SISTERS
ooooooooooooo god!!!is he mental!!!
HE WAS STILL STARING
this time i took the opportunity
ME:SIR,we are friends from same college ie classmates
ARUMUGAM:I GUESSED IT
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???
ARUMUGAM:so tell me about urselfs
hmmmmm
Me: n ARU:blah blah blah blah....
ARUMUGAM:u are good but do u have communication skills like me!!

actually i was soooo busy in being shock n in suppressing my grin that i cud'nt answer
so aru did..she said yes sir u cant compare us with U(YUK)!!

AFTER 10 mins of brain wash...(i am very blank cant remember a word after that communication skills topic!!) he told us that v are very lucky to be here n from now our life are changed!!and he told that the job is MARKETING(hmm...thats something good!!marketing so this is not an IT company!!...where r v??what r v doing!!)
ARUMUGAM:SECOND BIG SHOCK:we teach u everything that a MBA course for 1 year offers that too in just 3 months...(not yet over baby)...FREE OF COST!there in colleges its all theory here we will go into real world n do practically!!

that was the last straw i dnt remember anything after that when did v got up,when did v actually sit in auto....BLANK...

10 feb
morning 8 o clock got a call
ME:hello
SHE:hello mam u got placed in our fantastic company plzz come n join!!
ME:when mam?
SHE:IN half an hour thank u
me:WHAT????????????????????

ME N ARU are the most brave gals in Hyderabad,even after yesterdays episode we went to c whats going on...

after waiting for 1/2 an our a bunch of people came n asked if we were placed...we said yes n next moment we were on road walking!!y??i dont know!!so we asked a gal ME:where are we going?
SHE:marketing
ME:means
SHE:how did u get placed??marketing means we need to go to NGO n convince them to take credit cards!!
ME n ARU:whatttttttt???
SHE:ur my junior...now now dnt worry i will not rag u he he he

WE WALKED WITH THEM FOR 2 KM then we came into our senses(actually aru did she grabed me)without informing anybody we got into an auto!!!

it took whole 2 hours for me to recover till then we were standing in the bus stop of ram nagar!!god knows how we reached there n i started laughing!!!.. aru was sure that i went mad....I was muttering only 2 words "SALES GIRL"!!

NOW IT HAS BECOME A FUNNY INCIDENT IN MY LIFE BUT IN THAT SITUATION IT WAS HORRIBLE!!

But one thing I came to know about life,I am very lucky and thankful to have parents to take care of me no matter what I do!!In real world itz very tough to survive(2 kms of walking for 1 sign!!)

PS:"thanks you".... for the gal i mentioned in the first line!!the whole incident was such a pain!!(ahem..ahem)but the important thing is i learnt something from those 2 days!!
PS:AND ARUMUGAM your d dude man!!!

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.....and in three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on


This is my custom message as of now!!
Why did I put this message i am not able to figure out!!
In this blog i wanna list out things i wanna let go and balance it with things i really want to hold on....

letting go!!
1.Thinking more about people who just think about them self's
2.Losing temper for every minute errors done by the people i love the most.I do that because I expect a lot from them
3.Over reacting and then calm down within seconds..I will try my level best to either to be calm from beginning or be firm on my words till the problem is solved!!
4.My darling hobby to be untidy in every possible way!!!(H mm thats very hard!!)
5.My attitude in judging a person without knowing them!!

Holding on..!
1.My new optimistic nature...(Oh god almighty please let this optimistic thinking last forever in my mind!!)
2.My timing sense..these days i am brushing,taking bath and eating at proper timings!!
3.To be not so reserved (at least to people who matter the most to me!!)
4.The new approach of solving problems..IGNORING!!which i never did in my whole life!!(some things are better if ignored!!)
5.To set a new priority LIST!!!!

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!!

The new year bash came and went away with number of resolutions!!.This time on a serious note I promised myself that i wouldn't go for weeks at a time without updating in some form of this thing!!currently life is very calm and smooth,similar to the warning before a storm!!

Right now everyone is enjoying the festive season..so am I!!but there is piles of work to do!!firstly my project is somewhere in the region of F!!and other than that I have no attendance (hmm..thats something unusual you see ;)..

On the other hand,two days back I visited the exhibition and I did two things that I love the most!!.Firstly I improved my bargaining skill to reach other level!!and the exciting joy rides !!.I always wonder why people fear Columbus...hmm still wondering you see!!

This was my first week of the most awaited new year..I wonder whatelse awaits me!!

BANG..BANG!!

2008..my orkut address stated everything i expected from this year!! ie "hopefully a good year awaits me"...everything was good till 28 December 2007(yeah as it was in 2007!!royally ****** up!!) but but dad had other plans to make me smile at the new years eve he got mah phone back from god knows where!!!....all happy custom message changed to "ON CLOUD 9!!got mah baby back!!!....blah blah blah...fast forward..on 1st starting was bloody good had fun,home curfew timings where extended(that's something unusual u c!!)...On 2nd was just thinking hmm may this year will bring me luck n happiness......
OH PLZZZZZZZZZZZ THAT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE...this is the series of unfortunate events..from 2nd(mah happy go lucky new year!!!)
ON second...
dad:so whats your new year resolution beta??
me:to gather money from d money i earned and donate to CRY..
dad:good great..but what about d "career"
me:dad lets not start it now plzzz..
dad:u never take ur life seriously y??
CONFUSED CONFUSED!!
me:dad u never said to me before..u said i can handle mah life n all..wat happened to u??
dad:dunno gal!!i am worried abt u!!
THAT ONE LOOK ON HIS FACE TOLD ME i need to give them the "planned draft" of this years timetable..it was my dad who always supported me all d way along what happened to him..he was never like that!!"Y GOD??"
on third.....
i have no place for sentiments in mah heart but i have this obsessive compulsive disorder(in short i freak out..) when something very dear to me is damaged..
1st thing..My cell pouch,it was found in the laundry with itz zip gone n it was multicoloured!!!how i dunno all i could do was yell at my mom...
2nd thing...i have stamp collection which i started in 5 grade n stopped in 5th grade but i lovee that book!!thanks to my sis who was in hurry just pulled one of my books in my library and BANG...everything came down..alas so did my stamp collection book...it was broken and there goes other fight between me n mah sis..poor gal she did nothing but had to apologise!!
3rd thing..after all this darma i needed a break so went to meet mah best frd1..all i needed was,him telling that he lost mah CD!!!which had mah photo's from god knows how many years!!!bang bang...all i had to do was not pay d bill and leave..from there..later on i came to know that it was a stupid prank!!hmm i smiled..(he will regret this one day!!!)...
4th thing...went to divyaa's place n there was other surprise waiting for me..best frd2(i dnt wanna take her name for time being!!) broke mah darling chain which i love the most in my jewellery...

FROM 4th i did'nt leave the house...and was all alone..divyaa had college,best frd1 had project,best frd2 had more important things to do...that's all i have been doing!!!waiting for someone to call...!!!!!!!!!and then silly me.."priorities" come along for everyone!!

PS:TAHHHH DAHHHHHHHHHHH MY FIRST HATE MAIL(hate is a bit too much but chaltaa hai yaar!!)