Never underestimate the power of stupidity

Since i am up to nothing these days(just fooling around!!) i decided on displaying all of my collections under this month's blog...here are a few punch lines which almost made me to pick up a marker and scribble it around my room(which would have successfully placed me 6 feet under the ground!)...



**I don't want to die - existence is one of my strong points.

**Self made men have one common problem: they worship their maker.
To all of those uncles and aunties who bored the living daylights outta me by giving GYAN about the ACTUAL WORLD OUTSIDE(hmm...!!)(see thats y i wanna go out daily to know the world!!)

**Don't buy furs, it takes trees to make protest signs.
I love this one!!

**Fight back! Fill out your tax forms in Roman numerals.

**Some days you lose, and some days you just don't win.
ROYALLY about me..

**I distinctly remember forgetting that.

**Revenge is a dish best served cold.
this i got it from mah dad!!

**It is probably better to be insane with the rest of the world than to be sane alone.

**The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

**Constant change is here to stay.

**God has Alzheimer's disease; he's forgotten that we exist.

**You've one mouth and two ears...use them in that proportion.
this is something i have to adapt!!

**Every Titanic has its iceberg

** If I save time, when do I get it back?

**Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

**I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are.

**Vodka doesn't solve any of LIFE's problem but neither does milk.

**I had a life once. Now I have a computer and a modem.

PS:this is not the end..i have more...will post as soon as i find them!!