Everything I need to know in life I learned from The Godfather

**COPIED AND PASTED"

We dont talk about business around the dinner table

You dont need to plead the fifth if you are a good liar

Make him an offer he cant refuse

A refusal is not an act of a friend

When the boss tells you to push a button on the guy you push the button

Women and children can be careless, men cant be careless

Goddamn FBI dont respect nothin'

Blood is a big expense

A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man

keep your friends close but your enemies closer

negotiation and lying are basically the same thing

Don't ever take sides with anybody against the family. Ever

Dead prostitutes make for good leverage

If he starts crying....offer him a drink

If she starts crying....hit her
* After you hit her, her brothers beat the hell out of you then kill you. (thank you shelby. shelby=awesome)

If anything in life is certain, if history has taught us anything, its that you can kill anyone

Discontent for money is just a trick of the rich to keep the poor without it

Sicilian women are as dangerous as shotguns

Don't let anybody outside the family know what you are thinking

Don't hate your enemies- it clouds your judgment

Sometimes its dangerous to be an honest man

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns, but if you got 100 men with guns, don't trade 'em in for some fucking lawyer!

dont tell me you're innocent, it insults my intelligence

Vaffanculo you!

Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger.

Power wears out those who do not have it.

When they come... they come at what you love.

Treachery is everywhere.

The richest man is the one with the most powerful friends

Your country ain't your blood. Remember that.

For justice we must go on our knees to Don Corleone

the don does not request a second favor once refused the first. Understand?

all the power in the world cant change destiny